Weird excuses for not going to school :D

[Laurentius]

I think this is hilarious. It was shown in aol news under "unusual excuses for not going to work", well just change "work" by "school" and lemme know which one made you laugh the most or which one is your favorite..... ;D

1. I was sprayed by a skunk.

2. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

3. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

4. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.

5. I forgot to come back to work after lunch.

6. I couldn't find my shoes.

7. I hurt myself bowling.

8. I was spit on by a venomous snake.

9. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

10. A hitman was looking for me.

11. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.

12. I eloped.

13. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.

14. My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

15. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

16. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India (note: she passed away 20 years before).

17. I forgot what day of the week it was.

18. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.

19. A tree fell on my car.

20. My monkey died.

[snewsome]

haha, those are pretty funny. I liked # 13 the best (and it actually does happen to me). Although, #3 kinda scares me cause i ride the bus everyday. But hey, that would be a very good reason to miss class. I wonder if that's on their list of University Excused Absences.

[Stephani]

i could see #6 (i couldn't find my shoes) happening to me, altho #1 (i got sprayed by a skunk) made me laugh a lot ;D

[dardar]

My little brother was telling me the other day that his friend WAS arrested for mistaken identity...twice. and the first time when they were arresting him they had to mace (spelling?) his dog because it wouldn't stop barking. don't know if he missed school though.

[JediJeff]

I used to accuse my dormmate of turning off my alarm in the morning. Turned out it was just me. Since then I make sure that I have to get out of bed to turn off my alarm.

[Laurentius]

I advocate for number 7. It was true with me for I was soaring next day like mouse beaten by kitty ......choose one or make up one of your own!!